Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Wonka Word Wednesday (5/30/12)


Wonka - (noun) - chocolate.  Wonka, not to be confused with the last name of Willy Wonka, is commonly used as a replacement for the word chocolate.  Due to this awe-inspiring ability, wonka is commonly used to make recipes sound more wonkalicious.  Common usage includes but is not limited to: wonkachips (chocolate chips), wonka-cream (chocolate ice cream), and wonkacake (chocolate cake).  In other words, wonka is used instead of chocolate because it recognizes the true author of the most enjoyable substance known to man.  Wonka can be used in any situation referring to chocolate; however, in order to preserve the good name of Willy Wonka, wonka should only be used in referring to higher quality chocolate.

Example - “What the Wonk!  We are out of wonka!”, Krutawn fumed as he feverishly scanned the pantry.

Note - As with most WonkaWords, wonka is greatly enhanced by the prefix “Willy-” or “William-” however, if the word is being spoken it can cause great confusion.  While common wonkarers are characterized by their wittiness, they lack an overall ability to discern WonkaWords in context.  Therefore, adding “Willy-” or “William-” to the beginning of “wonka” should only be in written form and should only be used when referring to Wonkalicious wonka.

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