Wonkarer - (noun) - one of the multitude of Willy Wonka followers. A wonkarer is a person who, for very good reason indeed, decides to devote their life to studying the wisdom of Willy Wonka and devoting their diet to consuming the chocolaty goodness that Willy Wonka creates. Apart from running through city streets, subway stations, shopping centers, and amusement parks declaring the wonder of Willy Wonka, the typical wonkarer spends his time consuming vast amounts of chocolate. The difficulty in recognizing a wonkarer in a crowd of people comes from the fact that that majority of people are in fact, wonkarers. Unlike most WonkaWords, wonkarer is one of the few which was created in the original Wonkamentary making it unoriginal but also exorbitantly special.
Origin - As many wonkarers remember, just before breaking into arguably the greatest song in wonka-history, Bill the candy-man tells the ever-inquisitive Winkelmann, “Just like Willy Wonka was born to be a candy man, you look like you were born to be a Wonkarer.” Thus, the WonkaWord wonkarer was born.
Example - “When I grow up, I want to be a wonkarer,” Jabreel Awesome Gangster sighed.
Note - Unlike most WonkaWords, wonkarer is not enhanced by the prefix “Willy-” or “William-” since these prefixes create a much different WonkaWord.
Variations - Wonkarers (plural)
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